I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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