I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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