We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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