haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm too high and old for this...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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