I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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