do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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