I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He? As in you personified your dick?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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