problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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