you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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