His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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