Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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