I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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