i just wanna soil my oats bro
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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