she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Randomize
