Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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