Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
