i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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