new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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