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2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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