You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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