If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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