We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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