I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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