If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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