We're facebook friends in real life
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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