I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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