he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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