they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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