apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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