I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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