things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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