do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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