He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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