peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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