I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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