I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
now i know why i became what i already was.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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