She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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