i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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