I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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