Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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