yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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