So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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