You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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