i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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