what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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