if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I am naked and annoyed.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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