why didn't you poke me back
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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