does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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