I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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