hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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