You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
How does it feel to date your dad?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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