And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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