break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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