toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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