the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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