Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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