Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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